I don’t know what it is about them, maybe it’s the runoff from the manufacturing plants, maybe it’s the smog from the nearby steel mills but whatever it is, it makes traitors out of their footballers. Then again, maybe it’s a nefarious plan on behalf of Sir Alex”look at me I’m the king of football” Ferguson to make up for the fact that Scotland suck worse than a Dyson Vacuum. I am not sure, but whatever it is, I am convinced that Manchester United players should automatically be either banned form international competition or chemically castrated to control their tempers. Either way is good, I’m easy.
To vent my frustration, I started to put down the peel n stick tiles in the basement, and whoa! What a difference…